[/nev/dull] HTML O' The Day

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/252735/october-26-2009/the-word---don-t-ask-don-t-tell
    And folks, the gays have no right to out those people.

https://twitter.com/big_ben_clock Why the net was invented.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20091026/ml-israel-elevator-debate Opponents say that while the riders push no button, the weight of the passengers still increases the amount of electricity required to power the lift, thus violating Jewish law.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/02/business/media/02ratings.html?pagewanted=all Against almost every expectation, nearly half of all people watching delayed shows are still slouching on their couches watching messages about movies, cars and beer.

http://gizmodo.com/382026/a-cellphones-missing-dot-kills-two-people-puts-three-more-in-jail Alternatively, the press could ask for banning knives from the homes of demonstrably stupid people.

http://www.villafanestudios.com/pumpkins.htm Predator pumpkin.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/college_guide/feature/college_for_99_a_month.php?page=all The same courses would have cost her over $2,700 at Northeastern Illinois, $4,200 at Kaplan University, $6,300 at the University of Phoenix, and roughly the gross domestic product of a small Central American nation at an elite private university.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427311.500-probably-guilty-bad-mathematics-means-rough-justice.html?full=true You've just been diagnosed with a rare condition that afflicts 1 in 10,000. The test is 99 per cent certain. Hope or despair?

http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2009/10/25/in_the_muslim_world_creationism_is_on_the_rise/?page=full While Islamic creationists borrow from the literature of their Christian counterparts, their concerns are not always the same. Without a Book of Genesis to account for, for example, Muslim creationists have little interest in proving that the age of the Earth is measured in the thousands rather than the billions of years, nor do they show much interest in the problem of the dinosaurs.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125693458626119361.html The American Civil Liberties Union has fired off a letter accusing the police of violating citizens' constitutional rights to express whatever it is they're expressing when they slip hollowed-out pumpkins over their heads and race buck naked down the Pearl Street pedestrian mall.

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