http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~atevans/Yellow_Elephant.mov http://neatthings.blogspot.com/2005/08/operation-yellow-elephant.html Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen And I always carry a purse I got eyes like a bat, my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school And I'm working in a DEE-fense plant. -- "Draft Dodger Rag" by Phil OchsSun, 28 Aug 2005 21:27:23 EDThttp://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/27/bigbrother.baby.reut/index.html Big Baby.
http://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/12483964.htm Internet telephone providers are required to block the accounts of any customers who haven't responded to acknowledge they received notices informing them of the 911 issues. http://news.moneycentral.msn.com/provider/providerarticle.asp?feed=AP&Date=20050826&ID=5042617 Providers of the phone service, known as Voice over Internet Protocol or "VoIP," had been told by the FCC that they should disconnect service by Tuesday to people who had not responded.
http://www.catsdomain.com/ Not your Daddy's slingshot.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2005-08-14-lobster-contest_x.htm I like all kinds of food, but seafood is my favorite," said Thomas, who has earned $50,000 this year on the competitive eating circuit.
http://www.somareview.com/newrulesforreligion.cfm New Rules for Religion
http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2005/08/curiosities-from-japans-porno-shops.html Japanese pornography. [Possibly offensive: AC, SSC]
http://www.phoenixmasonry.org/masonicmuseum/demoulin/index.htm The 1930 DeMoulin Bros. & Co. Fraternal Supply Catalog No. 439
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