HTML O' The Day

http://www.toool.nl/kensington623.wmv
	Open a Kensington laptop lock using a roll of toilet paper.
http://www.engadget.com/entry/7796925370303347/
	Open a Kryptonite bike lock witha pen.
http://www.multipick-service.com/en/tools/3250_en.htm
	If you have neither a pen or a roll of toilet paper.

http://xpda.com/junkmail/junk171/junk171.htm
	More Junkmail from Bob!

http://media2.big-boys.com/files/duitest.wmv
http://media2.big-boys.com/files/topdui.wmv
	Sobriety test humor.

http://www.400monkeys.com/God/
	There's a FAQ for everything.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2312&item=6393066963&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
	[Having a friend from Flowery Branch, GA who will exploit your pain
	for $306: Priceless -- Greg Baumann]

http://www.cs.huji.ac.il/~yweiss/Colorization/
	Never mind your political beliefs about colorization, it is amazing
	what they do with a minimal amount of user input. Photos and movies
	both.

http://he.fi/video/apache.mpg
	[International standards for sex appeal were lower in the years
	before the AIDS epidemic, as this video by the Danish disco god
	Tommy Seebach demonstrates.  -- Cruel Site Of The Day]
http://soundingcircle.com/newslog2.php/__show_article/_a000195-000308.htm
	[There was no point in explaining the misunderstanding, so while
	I drank the coffee, we cryptically discussed the difficulties of
	being different, talked around the terrifying subject. -- Cruel
	Site Of The Day; possibly offensive: GL]
http://www.blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm
	[By most accounts, pruno isn't something a normal human would want
	to drink, so potent that two gallons is said to be "a virtual liquor
	store," enough to get a dozen people mindblowingly wasted. -- Cruel
	Site Of The Day]

http://www.jibjab.com/cu_play_full.html
	The drugs I need.

http://www.pacifict.com/Story/
	Q: But then who's paying you?
	A: No one.

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/375/
	Talent comes in many forms.  [Possibly offensive: AC, BN]
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/341/
	Bad first date, eh?

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"Structural engineering is the art and science of molding materials we
do not fully understand into shapes we cannot possibly analyze to resist
forces we cannot accurately predict, all in such a way that society at
large is given no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance."
	-- Prof. Ken Carper of Washington State University