Top Things Overheard During President Bush's Meeting with Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah (Novak)Wed, 27 Apr 2005 16:08:42 EDT"I have an idea, if you increase your oil production by 500%, maybe the terrorists will be too busy to attack us!"
"Mr. President, let me say again that we find your culture to be decadent and evil... now, how can we help you?"
"Hey, don't believe what the media says about how I only want to talk to you about oil. So, um... how 'bout those Mets?"
"Thank you for bringing me to Crawford instead of the White House... it's not like I see barren wasteland back in Saudi Arabia every damn day"
Bono & Gates: Bono and Microsoft founder Bill Gates have been hanging out together lately. While the two men share a passion for Third World development and relief efforts, insiders say they usually just end up downloading free music from the Internet. (Novak)
Prequel Premiere: The third Star Wars prequel premieres in a few weeks. The movie will explain how Anakin Skywalker went over to the dark side. He decided to go management. (Alan Ray - araycomedy.com)
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/arts/AP-Huffington-Web-Site.html? Political commentator Arianna Huffington will launch a news and opinion Web site next month including blogs written by more than 200 celebrities and leaders such as retired journalist Walter Cronkite, writer David Mamet and billionaire Barry Diller, CEO of IAC InterActive Corp.
http://harpers.org/2004-01-WeComeInPeace.html We Come In Peace [Possibly offensive: AC]
http://www.notes.co.il/benbasat/10991.asp In some regions, most notably France, culinary habits may pose a denial-of-service (DOS) risk. In particular, French users will have to choose whether they want to be served data-ex-cargo or an escargot.
http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=14225789&BRD=1719&PAG=461&dept_id=25271&rfi=6 White, 35, best known for a popular novelty product line "Billy Bob Teeth" and a new line of womens high heels and boots, began researching the feasibility of developing a facility to raise bait worms five years ago.
https://www.msic.dia.mil/taekwondo/blackbelt/haw_25years/haw25_0011.htm "Don't yell like dying American G.I" [MSIC (Missile and Space Intelligence Center), DIA (Defense Intelligence Agency) -- the .mil net has loosened up a lot in the last 25 years.]
http://caffeine.worldmagblog.com/caffeine/archives/013907.html Maybe there were teleprompter troubles.
http://www.oed.com/newsletters/2005-03/quotes.html Quotable quotes.
http://www.petemiser.com/mov/scent_of_a_robot.mov The 2.0 release will have lots of these bugs fixed.
http://www.riedelcommunications.blogspot.com/ Love is in the air.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4486247.stm http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050423/od_afp/germanytoadsoffbeat_050423161657 The toads' entrails are propelled for up to a metre (3.2ft), in scenes that have been likened to science fiction.