HTML O' The Day

	 Last night I bolted out of a sound
      sleep, screaming at the top of my lungs.
       Oh, man, I'll never get tired of that.
		-- Mark Dockham

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http://www.craigslist.org/pen/w4m/62081293.html
	Only in Silly Valley.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7129908/
	Half the United States will be covered in ash up to 3 feet (1
	meter) deep, according to a study published in the journal Earth
	and Planetary Science Letters.

http://www.linuxvirgin.info/
	Also  starring Roy, the voyeur, and Dog Big, the masturbating
	Rottweiller.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bigcat2.asp
	It's not an Urban Legend [Why the Dog Left].

http://www.geocities.com/combatunicycle/index.html
	"It has been observed that a proportion of the enemy soldiers on
	realizing that they are under attack by soldiers on unicycles will
	cease their combat activities and stare in disbelief, they are
	then highly susceptible to return fire."

http://www.riedelcommunications.blogspot.com/
	I felt it my civic duty to explain to this man the plan for
	digital transition and was doing pretty good at it until my
	husband sidled up to me with that "It's time to go" look on his
	face.
	...
	What a difference 232 years make. Had the Chamber of Commerce
	issued a report on "tea" in 1773, the East India Company would
	still be around today, subsidized by taxpayers and delivering
	shoddy products at a premium price.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/03/09/mass.poisoning/index.html
	The vendor who sold the cassava balls insisted nothing was wrong
	with them and ate a few to prove the point. Now she, too, is in
	critical condition.

http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/life/20050309/d_cellphone09.art.htm
	"As if they don't want it already."

http://www.cphpost.dk/get/86354.html
	... and the wafer shouldn't be getting all the attention.
http://www.beliefnet.com/story/3/story_317_1.html
	Uh, we'd like chapter and verse on that, please, ma'am.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4325215.stm
	Microsoft wins a big one.
http://www.free-press-release.com/news/200502/1109281629.html
	They just won't appologise, so I won't drop my counterclaims.