QOTD

Forwarded-by: Gene Spafford <spaf@cerias.purdue.edu>

           I was pretty impressed that Jesus fed the masses
         from only five loaves and two fishes until I went to
         Communion and saw what He considers a serving size.

                         (Marsha Clodfelter)

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            Does my bologna have a first name in order to
            better communicate with the other cold cuts in
            the refrigerator?  So far, the only other meat
            I am aware of that has a first name is Frank.

                          (Carolyn Mansager)

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              Call me a hopeless romantic, but not a day
           goes by that I don't tell my girlfriend, "Baby,
        you're pretty much the best of my available options."

                             (Nick Ehart)

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                  March Madness just hasn't been the
                 same since John Phillip Sousa died.

                          (Paul Paternoster)

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               The old song says, "One is the loneliest
               number you could ever do."  I don't know
                  about you, but I'd much rather be
                   alone when I'm doing number two.

                            (Mystic Seven)